Of all sad words of mouth or pen, the saddest are these: it might have been. -John Greenleaf Whittier
And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the wind longs to play with your air. -Kahlil Gibran
there’s a ten year old boy in my high school honors math class who speaks six different languages.
you shitheads think im fucking with you look at this little genius.
like what even
look at him discussing with our teacher and shit she has more respect for that child than me im so jealous of his like everything.
are you smarter than a fifth grader?
no I’m fucking not.
8 hours ago · 282,036 notes
"We are the granddaughters of the witches you weren’t able to burn."
— Unknown (via thatkindofwoman)
8 hours ago · 48,480 notes
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
I’ll just leave this here
8 hours ago · 393,890 notes
HERE’S A LESSON ON CONCERT ETIQUETTE
- if you dont like the opening band/artist DONT BOO just nod your head a long. dont be rude
- if someone is trying to leave the crowd fucking let them out. they could be hurt/about to pass out/etc.
- that’s literally it just dont be an uber asshat ok thanks continue on
8 hours ago · 104,427 notes
Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society
8 hours ago · 111,379 notes
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
8 hours ago · 301,667 notes
In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.
Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.
KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK
8 hours ago · 233,255 notes
Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck
I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago
8 hours ago · 130,471 notes
there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class
today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place
my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it
i did it i stole the declaration of independence
nic cage is proud
8 hours ago · 235,553 notes
when the teacher accidentally changes the power point early and a bunch of people gasp
8 hours ago · 75 notes
if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
8 hours ago · 92,623 notes